Blame it on Benedict

I just found out that Electric Light Orchestra bassist Kelly Groucutt died last fall, which is a bummer. But you know whose fault it is? Pope Benedict XVI! It's true, he was alive at the time. He might have had Groucutt eat healthier food! And what about the earthquake in Haiti? After all, if the Pope only encouraged the use of condoms, there would have been fewer people in Port Au Prince, right? As we know, human beings are responsible for everything that people in their organization do. Unless it involves giving out advice on how to run a brothel with underage girls. Or it involves bribing Senators to vote for a wildly unpopular piece of legislation. Then you get a free pass.

A Weird Thought

Doesn't Theresa Russell look kind of like Ray Liotta through the eyes? Or am I nuts?

Freebird Logic

I chose to logically analyze the classic rock anthem "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Reason one-I'm as free as a bird now.
Reason one is a precondition for the next reason.
Reason two- If I stayed here with you girl, things just wouldn't be the same.
Reason three- There's too many places I've gotta see.

Conclusion- I must be travelin' on now.


This makes more logical sense than the average newspaper opinion piece anymore