I chose to logically analyze the classic rock anthem "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Reason one-I'm as free as a bird now.
Reason one is a precondition for the next reason.
Reason two- If I stayed here with you girl, things just wouldn't be the same.
Reason three- There's too many places I've gotta see.
Conclusion- I must be travelin' on now.
This makes more logical sense than the average newspaper opinion piece anymore