Broken records are never fun to listen to. The supporters of Orange Blatherskite sound like broken records all the time. Here are some of their greatest hits.
1) Snowflakes A term that is used indiscriminately against everyone who doesn't like O.B. The implication is that snowflakes are lazy, spoiled, etc. Of course, you are supposed to ignore all the times that O.B. supporters act lazy, spoiled, etc., or the way that O.B. himself seems to have an affinity for blaming everybody for his problems except himself. It must suck to be Jeff Sessions.
2) Drain the Swamp Trump supporters sure have a short memory. This dreamy little phrase was coined by Bela Pelosi when she became speaker during George W. Bush's second term. The implication was that Hastert's reign as speaker was marked by an unusual amount of corruption. It beggars the mind how Paul Ryan (a Republican) and Mitch McConnell (also a Republican) deserve to be abused for their supposed corruption by a man with no political experience who made his money off of strip clubs and casinos. Orange Blatherskite is the swamp!
3) Would you like Hillary better? Now this one is just stupid. It's like saying that a sucking chest wound is better than liver cancer. The primary season of 2016 had many alternatives to O.B. The idea that because Hillary Clinton is a dishonest harridan, literally anything is better is an insult to our intelligence. The Republican primary voter was either unspeakably stupid, or starstruck by a TV celebrity. Estase wonders whether the fact that two alternatives to O.B. had Hispanic names, and a third was married to a Hispanic woman was the real reason people fell for O.B.
Perhaps it's asking too much for the apologists for Trump to ask if they would come up with some new catch-phrases. These three have really worn out their welcome.
1) Snowflakes A term that is used indiscriminately against everyone who doesn't like O.B. The implication is that snowflakes are lazy, spoiled, etc. Of course, you are supposed to ignore all the times that O.B. supporters act lazy, spoiled, etc., or the way that O.B. himself seems to have an affinity for blaming everybody for his problems except himself. It must suck to be Jeff Sessions.
2) Drain the Swamp Trump supporters sure have a short memory. This dreamy little phrase was coined by Bela Pelosi when she became speaker during George W. Bush's second term. The implication was that Hastert's reign as speaker was marked by an unusual amount of corruption. It beggars the mind how Paul Ryan (a Republican) and Mitch McConnell (also a Republican) deserve to be abused for their supposed corruption by a man with no political experience who made his money off of strip clubs and casinos. Orange Blatherskite is the swamp!
3) Would you like Hillary better? Now this one is just stupid. It's like saying that a sucking chest wound is better than liver cancer. The primary season of 2016 had many alternatives to O.B. The idea that because Hillary Clinton is a dishonest harridan, literally anything is better is an insult to our intelligence. The Republican primary voter was either unspeakably stupid, or starstruck by a TV celebrity. Estase wonders whether the fact that two alternatives to O.B. had Hispanic names, and a third was married to a Hispanic woman was the real reason people fell for O.B.
Perhaps it's asking too much for the apologists for Trump to ask if they would come up with some new catch-phrases. These three have really worn out their welcome.
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