Blame it on Benedict

I just found out that Electric Light Orchestra bassist Kelly Groucutt died last fall, which is a bummer. But you know whose fault it is? Pope Benedict XVI! It's true, he was alive at the time. He might have had Groucutt eat healthier food! And what about the earthquake in Haiti? After all, if the Pope only encouraged the use of condoms, there would have been fewer people in Port Au Prince, right? As we know, human beings are responsible for everything that people in their organization do. Unless it involves giving out advice on how to run a brothel with underage girls. Or it involves bribing Senators to vote for a wildly unpopular piece of legislation. Then you get a free pass.